Monday, January 4, 2010

Adult 18+ Bangla Joke

1) AMAR BOYOSH KOTO?


47 BOTSHOR BOYOSHER EK VODRO MOHILAR SHOKH HOLO SE PLASTIC SERGERY KORABE TATE TAR BOYOSH KOM MONE HOBE. JA VEBECHE TAI KORIYE SE MONER KHUSHITE BARITE FIRCHILO. POTHE GARI THAMIYE EK DOKANE DHUKLO KICHU KENA KATA KORAR JONNO. KENA SHESH HOLE DAM DEBAR SHOMOY TORUN DOKANIKE BOLLO BOLOTO AMAR BOYOSH KOTO? DOKANI CHELETA TAR CHEHARAR DIKE KICHUKKHON TAKIYE THEKE BOLLO 32-35 HOTE PARE. SHUNE MOHILA KHUSHI HOYE TAKE THANKS JANIYE DOKAN THEKE BE HOYE ELO. BAIRE ESHE VABLO KHUDHA LEGECHE TO ABAR BARI GIYE RANNA KORTE HOBE, TAR KI DORKAR EKHANE McDONALD ROYECHE, EKHAN THEKE KICHU KHEYE JAI. McDONALE DHUKE KHABAR ORDER DILO, DAM DEBAR SHOMOY SELES GIRLKE BOLLO BOLOTO AMAR BOYOSH KOTO? MEYETA TAR MUKHER DIKE TAKIYE BOLLO 30-32 HOTE PARE. SHUNE MOHILA KHUSHI HOYE BOLLO NA ASHOLE AMAR BOYOSH 47. TARPOR SE TABILE BOSHE MONER SHUKHE KHETE LAGLO. KHAUA SHSH KORE BAIRE BER HOYE TAR GARITE UTHTE JABE TOKHON DEKHE EK PRAY BRIDDHO LOK TAR NIJER GARITE UTHCHE. TAR DIKE EGIYE GIYE BOLLO 'EXCUSE ME, ACCHA BOLONTO AMAR BOYOSH KOTO? PRAY BRIDDHO LOKTA EKTU MUCHKI HESHE BOLLO DEKHUN AMAR BOYOSH HOYECHE AMITO ONUMAN KORE JA HOK KICHU BOLTE PARINA, AMAKE HISHEB KORE SHOTHIK KOTHATAI BOLTA HOBE. THIK ACHE APNI HISHEB KOREI BOLUN. KINTU AMITO EMNEI HISHEB KORTE PARI NA, AMAR EKTA SCALE ACHE SHETA DIYE MEPE HISHEB KORTE HOBE. TAHOLE TAI KORUN. KINTU, SCALE TA APNAR VUDAR MODDHYE DHUKIYE DIYE MAPTE HOBE. TAHOLE MEPE DEKHUN APNAKE KE NISHEDH KORECHE? ACCHA TAHOLE TO EKHANE BAIRE TO AR TA KORA JABENA, APNI AMAR GARITE PICHONER SEATE BOSHUN AMI MEPE DEKHCHI. MIHILA KHISHI HOYE GARIR DOROJA KHULE PICHONER SEATE BOSHE PORLO. TOKHON SEI PRAY BRIDDHO LOKTAO TAR PASHE GIYE BOSHE PANTER ZIP KHULE TAR PRAY BRIDDHO DHON BER KORE BOLLO, EI HOLO AMAR SCALE, APNI ETAKE EKTU TENE TUNE THIK KORE DIN. SHUNE MOHILA DHON DHORE MASSAGE KORTE LAGLO. DEKHTE DEKHTE DHON KHARA HOYE GELO. MOHILA BOLLO BAH APNAR SCALE TO BESH! HA ETA AGE ARO VALO CHILO KINTU ONEK DIN JABOT KON KAJ HOY NA TO TAI EKTU SHOMOY LAGE. JAI HOK DHON KHARA HOBAR POR LOKTA BOLLO EBAR APNI SHUYE PORUN. MOHILA PA DUITA CHORIYE DIYE SHUYE PORLO. LOKTA MOHILAR PANTY KHULE TAR KHARA DHONTA ASTE ASTE POKOT POKOT KORE MOHILAR VUDAR MODDHYE DHUKIYE DILO. MOHILA BOLLO HOYECHE, APNAR MAPA HOYE GECHE? KI JE BOLEN ETO TARATARI KI KORE HOY? EKTU SHOMOY DIBENTO. ACCHA THIK ACHE APNAR JOTOKKHON LAGE MEPE DEKHUN. LOKTA MOHA SHUKHE FOCH FOCH FOCHOT FOCHOT KORE CHODTE LAGLO. MOHILA BOLLO EKI KORCHEN, APNITO AMAKE CHUDE FELCHEN, EMONTO KOTHA CHILO NA. KI JE BOLEN AMI BRIDDHO MANUSH, AMI KI CHUDTE PARI, AMI EKTU APNAR VUDA MEPE DEKHCHI, ETA KOTO KHANI GOVIR. O, ACCHA THIK ACHE MEPE DEKHUN TAHOLE. APNIJE EVABE MAPBEN TA AMI BUJHINI, TOBE VALOI LAGCHE, KARON ONEK DIN JABOT AMAR VUDAY KON DHON DHUKENI TO TAI AMARO VALO LAGCHE, APNI ICCHA MOTO MEPE DEKHUN. EI VABE LOKTAR JOKHON DHATU BER HOBAR SHOMOY HOYE ESHECHE TOKHON MOHILAKE BOLLO, DEKHUN AMAR SCALE THEKE EKHON EKTU MODHU BER HOBE AR AMI CHAI NA JE MULYOBAN MODHUGULI APNAR VUDAR VITOR DHELE DEI, TA EKHON KI KORI BOLUN. KEN APNAR SCALE TA DIN AMI MODHUGULI KHEYE FELI, AMIO ONEK DIN JABOT MODHU KHAI NA. EKOTHA SHUNE LOKTA SHONGE SHONGE TAR DHON VUDA THEKE BER KORE ENE MOHILAR MUKHER KACHE ENE DILEN AR MOHILATA CHUK KORE ASTO DHON MUKHER MODDHYE NIYE CHUSHTE LAGLEN AR EKTU KKHONER MODDHYEI THOR THOR KORE KAPTE KAPTE DHON DIYE CHIRIK CHIRIK KORE EK KAP PORIMAN MODHU BER HOLO MOHILA TA MOJA KORE KHEYE FELLO. KHEYE MUKH THEKE DHON BER KORE SCARF DIYE MUKH MUCHE BOLLO EBAR BOLUN, AMAR BOYOSH KOTO? HYE APNAR SHOTHIK BOYOSH HOLO 47 BOTSHOR. SHUNE MOHILA BOLLO KI KORE BUJHLEN? JOKHON APNI McDONALD ER MEYETAR SHATHE KOTHA BOLCHILEN TOKHON AMI APNAR PICHINE CHILAM.


(2) GHORE CHINI NEI


EK GINNI TAR SWAMIKE BOLLO DEKHOTO VARANDAR BATITA JOLCHENA EKTU THIK KORE DAO. BECHARA SWAMI TOKHON TV TE FOOTBALL KHELA DEKHCHILO, SE BOLLO EKTU OPEKKHA KORO KHELATA SHESH HOK. EKTU POREI ABAR GINNI BOLLO TUMI KI SHUDHU KHELAI DEKHBE NAKI BARIR KICHU KAJKORMO KORBE? KENO ABAR KI HOLO? OI DEKH FREEZER DOROJATA LAGCHENA, THIK KORE DAO TARATARI NOYTO FREEZER SHOB KICHU NOSHTO HOYE JABE. BOLLAMTO KHELATA SHESH HOK. EKTU POREI ABAR GINNI CHECHIYE BOLLO TOMAKE GOTOKAL BOLECHILAM GHORE UTHAR SHIRITA THIK KORE DITE, TA DAONI EKHON CHELETA ACCHAR KHELO, EKKHONI ESHE ETA AGE THIK KORE DAO. VODROLOK SWAMI BIROKTO HOYE UTHE BAIRE BER HOYE GELO. BAIRE GIYE BAR E BOSHE KHELA DEKHLO AR BEER PAN KORLO. KHELA SHESH HOBAR POR BARITE FIRE ASHAR POTHE TAR STREER JONNO MAYA HOLO, AHA BECHARI KOTO KOSHTO KORCHE, TAKE SHAMANYO KOYEKTA KAJER KOTHA BOLECHE AR SE KICHUI KORE DEYNI. NA AR EROKOM KORBENA EKHONI BARI GIYE JA JA BOLECHE SHOB THIK KORE DIBE. BARITE FIRE GHORE UTHAR SHOMOY DEKHLO SHIRITA THIK HOYE GECHE. GHORE DHUKE DEKHE VARANDAR BATITA JOLCHE, DEKHE EKTU OBAK HOLO. EKTU PANI KHETE GIYE FREEZ KHULTE GIYE DEKHE FREEZER DOROJAO THIK. KI BEPAR, EGULI KI KORE HOLO? STREEKE JIGGYESH KORLO, KI BEPAR DARLING EGULI SHOB THIK HOLO KI KORE? TOKHON STREE BOLLO TUMITO KICHU NA KORE BAIRE CHOLE GELE, AMI SHIRITE BOSHE KADCHILAM. TOKHON EK LOK RASTA DIYE JABAR SHOMOY AMAKE KADTE DEKHE JIGGYESH KORLO KI HOYECHE KADCHI KEN? AMI SHOB KHULE BOLTEI LOKTA BOLLO, O EI BEPAR TUMI KICCHU CINTA KORONA ESHO AMAKE DEKHIYE DAO AMI THIK KORE DICCHI. SEI SHOB THIK KORE DIYECHE. AMI BOLLAM KOTO DITE HOBE? SE BOLLO KICHU DITE HOBE NA TUMI SHUDHU AMAKE EKTA CAKE BANIYE DAO. CAKE BANABO KI DIYE, GHORE CHINI NEI. AMI BOLLAM GHORETO CHINI NEI CAKE BANATE PARCHI NA, TUMI KICCHU TAKA NAO TAKA DIYE DOKAN THEKE CAKE KINE KHEO. SHUNE LOKTA BOLLO THAK, TAHOLE CAKE ER DORKAR NEI TUMI AMAKE EKTU CHUDTE DAO. TAI DILAM.

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